Why Periods Suck

When you cry over dropping something on the floor:

When you cry because you hit a red light:

When you cry at everything for absolutely no reason:

When you gain 5-10 pounds of water weight and are so bloated people ask if you're pregnant:

Zits. You look like you're 15 again:

You want to eat anything and everything:

Your boobs hurt. Your vagina hurts. Your stomach hurts:

Let's face it, pads feel like giant diapers that you can never sit comfortably in:

It always comes unexpectedly when you least expect it:

Guys crack the "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week & doesn't die" joke. All the time: